WHITE ENTERTAINMENT TELEVISION, IT'S ALL WET

A few angry white Americans, feeling disenfranchised and envious of BET, are calling for a White Entertainment Television network, or WET. Because of the not-so obvious illusion to the liberal devil's porn, I would propose an alternate name:

How about AET, for Aryan Entertainment Television? Only blonde, blue-eyed actors (no bleach-blondes) need apply. Standard programming includes: Leave It To Beaver, Fox News, Green Acres, The Andy Griffith Show, Hee-Haw, Lawrence Welk, Baywatch, Hogan's Heroes, Frasier, Cheers, Seinfeld, Friends, Married with Children, Ayran 50s rock music videos, Vienna Boys Choir performances, coronation reruns, Aryan soap operas, Gilligan's Island, Gomer Pyle, performances by Jim Nabors and John Ashcroft, movies starring Ronald Reagan, Marilyn Monroe and Doris Day; a series of documentaries exposing the lies told by liberal historians about the Holocaust, Slavery (Free Market Laborers), the War of Northern Aggression, and President Nixon; a new sitcom entitled 'The Garden' examining the lives of the first human beings and their interactions with plant-eating dinosaurs; and a new movie starring Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus and Sarah Palin entitled 'Guess Who's Not Coming To Dinner'.